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Re: What to do When Your Children Find Your Sex Toys

lanamc — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 23:00:07 -0000

Found this (love google!) because, well, the toy got found by my 6 year old daughter.
-- What's that?
-- Um, it's mine. Where did you find it? (Did I leave it out?!)
-- I'm sorry. I was looking in your drawer for my book. But what IS it?
-- It's a present that Daddy gave me.
-- What IS it?

And I chickened out with, It's complicated.
But I was calm and didn't freak out on her.

Re: What to do When Your Children Find Your Sex Toys

Terry — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 02:26:31 -0000

This is hilarious! Thanks for sharing the story, I found it through Reddit.

Re: What to do When Your Children Find Your Sex Toys

rc police car — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 11:45:54 -0000

Had a blast reading this. And I think you handled that mishap quite well. instead of telling your daughter off, you told her a little white lie. I think that's okay. Since she's just a kid. Being brutally honest won't do. I guess I should think up of my own excuses for my kids. Haha

Re: What to do When Your Children Find Your Sex Toys

racy_rick — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 15:29:55 -0000

What a nice story. I'm sure you're caring enough to fully answer her questions honestly. I wish there were more people like you.

Re: What to do When Your Children Find Your Sex Toys

Frankly Lucy — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 22:46:52 -0000

Kids are the greatest source of material, boy of boy, I couldn't even MAKE this story up if I tried. The image of the bear blindfolded still haunts me...Thanks for writing in Jay and Phil!

Re: What to do When Your Children Find Your Sex Toys

Phil — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 21:40:37 -0000

haha thanks for the great laugh Lucy!

I remember finding one of my mothers "back massagers" when i was too young to understand. I found the whole 'toy box' later in my adolescence and well... thank god my brother was there to tell me what they were. *Sheesh* I couldn't image playing with the toys, lol.

Re: What to do When Your Children Find Your Sex Toys

Jay Reeder — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 12:12:18 -0000

Thanks to Google, the mystery won't be that hard to unravel.

If I ever get serious about blogging, I'll *never* have the guts to have kids.