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Carrie and Danielle: What to do When Your Children Find Your Sex Toys

  • Jay Reeder · 1 year ago
    Thanks to Google, the mystery won't be that hard to unravel.

    If I ever get serious about blogging, I'll *never* have the guts to have kids.
  • Phil · 1 year ago
    haha thanks for the great laugh Lucy!

    I remember finding one of my mothers "back massagers" when i was too young to understand. I found the whole 'toy box' later in my adolescence and well... thank god my brother was there to tell me what they were. *Sheesh* I couldn't image playing with the toys, lol.
  • Frankly Lucy · 1 year ago
    Kids are the greatest source of material, boy of boy, I couldn't even MAKE this story up if I tried. The image of the bear blindfolded still haunts me...Thanks for writing in Jay and Phil!
  • racy_rick · 1 year ago
    What a nice story. I'm sure you're caring enough to fully answer her questions honestly. I wish there were more people like you.
  • rc police car · 12 months ago
    Had a blast reading this. And I think you handled that mishap quite well. instead of telling your daughter off, you told her a little white lie. I think that's okay. Since she's just a kid. Being brutally honest won't do. I guess I should think up of my own excuses for my kids. Haha
  • Terry · 10 months ago
    This is hilarious! Thanks for sharing the story, I found it through Reddit.
  • lanamc · 9 months ago
    Found this (love google!) because, well, the toy got found by my 6 year old daughter.
    -- What's that?
    -- Um, it's mine. Where did you find it? (Did I leave it out?!)
    -- I'm sorry. I was looking in your drawer for my book. But what IS it?
    -- It's a present that Daddy gave me.
    -- What IS it?

    And I chickened out with, It's complicated.
    But I was calm and didn't freak out on her.